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Beema News – September 3, 2008

September 3, 2008 by beema In Beema - Week in Review, Celebrity, Humor No Comments

Today good old George W. Bush anchors Beema News program since he isn’t wanted in St. Paul and isn’t going to do anything in New Orleans. Today he covers topics ranging from Michael Jackson to Lindsay Lohan and Steve Jobs to David Duchovny. Remember, you could win a $20 Custom Beema Animation by submitting your […]

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Beema News of the Weird – August 20, 2008

August 20, 2008 by steve In Beema, Beema - News of the Weird, Humor No Comments

Beema’s News of the Weird including stories involving, super cows, Yoda the four-eared cat and of course butts and breasts. Don’t forget to enter Beema’s contest for a chance to win your own custom Beema animation.  Just hit the Submit to Win Link at the top of the page for more details.

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Miley Cyrus and the Condom

July 29, 2008 by steve In Humor 2 Comments

It was announced that a condom company has asked the perpetually, paparazzi plagued Miley Cyrus to be a spokeswoman for their product.  If condoms are meant to protect you from paparazzi pricks that are trying to screw you, Miley’s perfect. http://www.hecklerspray.com/miley-cyrus-condom-salesman-extraordinaire/200815466.php/trackback

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Water and World Peace

June 18, 2008 by steve In Beema, Humor, Politics 1 Comment

Warning about the looming water crisis and it’s threat to world peace. 3GP Files for your Mobile – Take It Down and Pass It Around! Since it is Humpday check out Humpday Humor.

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Bush On The Air Force and Things Nuclear

June 17, 2008 by steve In Beema, Humor, Politics No Comments

Bush has another warning for those with nuclear ambitions and proof he means business. For some background see, Peace and Freedom or Guidons. 3GP File for your Mobile – Take It Down and Pass It Around!

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Cuba’s Sex Change Policy

June 16, 2008 by steve In Beema No Comments

Here is an intersting thought when it comes to Cuba’s Free Sex Change Operation policy. Wonder how the US Courts would handle this one? 3GP File for your Mobile – Take It Down and Pass It Around!

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Simon Cowell Talks About Bush and Idol

June 14, 2008 by steve In Beema No Comments

Simon Cowell uses his usual blunt straight talking form to discuss why President Bush was not wanted on American Idol. 3GP File for your Mobile – Take It Down and Pass It Around!  This post seemed to fit the Thursday Threesome Question of the Week

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Larry Craig and the Bio Toilet

June 13, 2008 by steve In Beema No Comments

Sadly Mt. Ranier’s Bio Toilet riboon cutting was missing one important toe tapper.   For background on this topic visit these folks: Point Rider Republican, Wonky Socks, Mt. Rainier Volunteers. 3GP File for your Phone – Take It Down Pass It Around

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French Courts Rule on Virginity

June 12, 2008 by steve In Beema, Humor No Comments

A little more detail on the sordid lies and deceit in the French Virgin Ruling.  Backstory on this can be found at: An Onymous Lefty 3GP File for your Mobile – Take It Down and Pass It Around!

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Bush Discusses Unemployment and Hillary

June 11, 2008 by steve In Beema, Humor, Politics 1 Comment

President George Bush gives us some insight into recent unemployment numbers to supplement the Adam Smith economic report. 3GP File for your Mobile – Take It Down and Pass It Around!

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