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Beema News: RNC Wrap-Up – September 5, 2008

September 5, 2008 by beema In Beema - Week in Review, Humor, Politics 1 Comment

Ronald Reagan joins the Beema team to anchor the RNC wrap-up, supplemental report in place of the usual News of the Weird program. The Gipper summarizes the entire Convention as only the Great Communicator can.

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Beema News – September 3, 2008

September 3, 2008 by beema In Beema - Week in Review, Celebrity, Humor No Comments

Today good old George W. Bush anchors Beema News program since he isn’t wanted in St. Paul and isn’t going to do anything in New Orleans. Today he covers topics ranging from Michael Jackson to Lindsay Lohan and Steve Jobs to David Duchovny. Remember, you could win a $20 Custom Beema Animation by submitting your […]

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Beema News – September 1, 2008

September 1, 2008 by beema In Beema - Week in Review, Humor, Politics No Comments

Beema’s Week in Review hosted by Abe Lincoln. It seemed appropriate to have the Father of the Republican Party host on the week of the Republican convention. Topics include Sarah Palin and her pregnant daughter, Real World’s Kevin Powell, Bill and Hillary Clinton, John Edwards and more. Don’t forget to enter Beema’s contest for a […]

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First Beema Contest Winner

August 31, 2008 by steve In Contest, Humor, Politics No Comments

We have our first Beema Contest Winner.  Jackie sends us her version of what Hillary was really thinking during her speech at the Democratic National Convention.  It certainly rings more true to us than the words that actually came out of her mouth a few days ago. Jackie has decided to use a picture of […]

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Beema News of the Weird – August 29, 2008

August 29, 2008 by steve In Beema - News of the Weird, Humor, Politics No Comments

Beema’s News of the Weird including stories involving, voting dogs, a shafted President Clinton, a bitter Hillary Clinton and sex scandals ranging from John Edwards to Plastic Surgeons. Don’t forget to enter Beema’s contest for a chance to win your own custom Beema animation.   Click on the ‘Submit to Win’ link at the top of […]

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Beema News – August 25, 2008

August 25, 2008 by beema In Beema, Beema - Week in Review, Humor No Comments

Beema’s Week in Review hosted by Vid Muircastle a Second Life Avatar that has used Beema’s service to break into our First Life world. Topics include: Olympics, Chinese Dissidents, Michael Phelps, Frosted Flakes, Chinese Gymnasts, Beer Goggles, Charles Barkley and Toyota. Don’t forget to enter Beema’s contest for a chance to win your own custom […]

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Beema News of the Weird – August 20, 2008

August 20, 2008 by steve In Beema, Beema - News of the Weird, Humor No Comments

Beema’s News of the Weird including stories involving, super cows, Yoda the four-eared cat and of course butts and breasts. Don’t forget to enter Beema’s contest for a chance to win your own custom Beema animation.  Just hit the Submit to Win Link at the top of the page for more details.

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Beema News – August 18, 2008

August 18, 2008 by beema In Beema, Beema - Week in Review, Humor No Comments

Beema’s week in review hosted this week by Orson Welles. Topics include Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Heather Mills, Michael Phelps, Flava Flav, Mark Spitz, Contraceptive Pill and the President of Chad. Don’t forget to enter Beema’s contest for a chance to win your own custom Beema animation.  Go to http://beema.wordpress.com/submit-to-win/ for more […]

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Beema Contest

August 15, 2008 by steve In Beema, Humor No Comments

  Calling all Pop Purveyors of Poignant, Pithy Platitudes and Presidential Policy for the opportunity to win a free custom Beema animation.   In this democratic Web 2.0 world we live in if someone can put Presidential Policy in Paris’ pouty palette then we should all be able to have others speak at our whim.  Now […]

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Miley Cyrus and the Condom

July 29, 2008 by steve In Humor 2 Comments

It was announced that a condom company has asked the perpetually, paparazzi plagued Miley Cyrus to be a spokeswoman for their product.  If condoms are meant to protect you from paparazzi pricks that are trying to screw you, Miley’s perfect. http://www.hecklerspray.com/miley-cyrus-condom-salesman-extraordinaire/200815466.php/trackback

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