President Clinton hosts this week’s Beema News Summary as we come down to the final days of the never-ending 2008 Presidential Election.
This week the Beema News Team takes a respite from politics and talks about celebrities. This week we cover Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell’s pay disparity, Roger Federer’s financial strategies, recent scientific discoveries and Britney Spear’s ascent up the pop charts and stagnation in the courts.
Beema’s own Jason anchor this week’s News Summary with politics and the market dominating as you might guess.
Aslan from Narnia comes in to anchor this week’s News Summary because it is just all so surreal anyway. Aslan covers the Bailout Bill, the Stock Market, Britney Spears and her panties, the Vice Presidential Debate, OJ Simpson and the Curse of the Billy Goat. Enjoy.
Good Ol’ Ronald Reagan injects some optimism into a situation where precious few could find any. No wonder the GOP longs for the days of old.
Sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction. Here is the link to the article about this arrest to show we can’t make this stuff up ourself.
This week’s news summary addresses the Palin email scandal, Wall Street’s pathetic performance, Woody Allen’s views on the election and the new Britney Spears album. Beema Spores Creature My Bee is this week’s host.
President Bush anchors Beema’s News Program and covers topics ranging from Lehman Brothers and Hurricane Ike to Lindsey Lohan and McCain on The View. Of course it wouldn’t be Washington news without a sex scandal thrown in for good measure.
Barack Obama enlists Bill Clinton, George Bush, Matt Damon and Kanye West to rebut and deflect the ‘lipstick issue’. Have your voice or impression coming from Barack’s mouth over at www.beema.com. It’s free.
Today Albert Einstein anchors Beema’s News program which looks at some of the recent scientific studies relevant to your world. Don’t forget to enter Beema’s contest to win a custom Beema Model. Click the ‘Submit to Win’ link for details.
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