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Beema News – October 20, 2008

October 20, 2008 by beema In Beema - Week in Review, Celebrity, Humor No Comments

This week the Beema News Team takes a respite from politics and talks about celebrities.  This week we cover Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell’s pay disparity, Roger Federer’s financial strategies, recent scientific discoveries and Britney Spear’s ascent up the pop charts and stagnation in the courts.

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Beema News – September 16, 2008

September 16, 2008 by beema In Beema - Week in Review, Celebrity, Humor, Politics No Comments

President Bush anchors Beema’s News Program and covers topics ranging from Lehman Brothers and Hurricane Ike to Lindsey Lohan and McCain on The View. Of course it wouldn’t be Washington news without a sex scandal thrown in for good measure.

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Beema News – September 3, 2008

September 3, 2008 by beema In Beema - Week in Review, Celebrity, Humor No Comments

Today good old George W. Bush anchors Beema News program since he isn’t wanted in St. Paul and isn’t going to do anything in New Orleans. Today he covers topics ranging from Michael Jackson to Lindsay Lohan and Steve Jobs to David Duchovny. Remember, you could win a $20 Custom Beema Animation by submitting your […]

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Paul McCartney Has Something to Say about Heather Mills

April 1, 2008 by steve In Beema, Celebrity, Humor 1 Comment

Sir Paul McCartney decides that Mum is no longer the word when it comes to Heather Mills and speaks his mind.  Finally!!! 3GP File for your Mobile Phone – Take it down and pass it around! Sir Paul felt strongly enough about the matter to share it on 3X Thursday.

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Byron Velvick Finally Speaks

November 27, 2007 by steve In Celebrity, Humor No Comments

Byron Velvick finally speaks out after taking a shot in the mouth from his fiance Mary Delgado. It seems that hours after appearing as a success story on ABC’s “After the Rose” special, former Bachelor contestant Mary Delgado was arrested in Florida on charges of assaulting Byron Velvick, the bachelor who gave her the final […]

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Dumbledore Responds to Accusations of Homosexuality

October 21, 2007 by steve In Celebrity, Humor 3 Comments

Dumbledore made a very rare appearance from the great beyond to counter charges of homosexuality leveled against him postmortem.  It is being suggested that Dumbledore was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald, whom he defeated long ago in a battle between good and bad wizards.  It is clear the some people think that “wand duels” have […]

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